"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" Spanish Concertgoers Are Horror Movie Characters

by SUSANNAH LONG · April 28, 2010

Boombox and Yacht v2.0 rocked out somewhere in the wilds of Espana, and the revelers scared us a little. In fact, the atmosphere was downright horrifying.-

Maybe it was Spain's rich tradition of horror movies, or maybe it was just that the attendees were really damn scary, but we kept being reminded of things that go bump in the night. If you get stuck out on the town with these guys, locate all the exits and keep your stake/silver bullets/hatchet handy. There's no telling when things will take a turn for the worse.

Evil robots. Look a those cheekbones. There's a Terminator skeleton hidden under there.

We're betting they've got a Natural Born Killers plot a-brewing.

Uh oh. This makes us think of The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover. Make sure those are really grapes and not people giblets.

Oh HELLZ no.

Creepy interloper who insinuates himself into a love-match, and then becomes murderous. Like Billy Zane in that movie where he still has hair and chases Nicole Kidman around a yacht. That was obvs practice for Titanic. Man. Billy Zane chases people around boats a lot, huh?

Those are serial killer glasses if ever we saw them.

This is piquantly reminiscent of zombies.

More zombies.

Zombie teamwork!

. . . or it's a four-armed monster unleashed by a hapless tourist who stumbled into the wrong ancient indigenous burial mound.

Flying monkey!

Guy, she is going to chomp into your carotid and welcome you into eternal, nocturnal, pasty life.

Murray begins to regret hitchhiking with the two ominous strangers. They keep talking about chainsaws and how to mask unpleasant odors.

Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs isn't looking too convincing these days.

The classic victims. On the right: the classic nonthreatening and thus expendable male friend of the victims.

[All photos from icanteachyouhowtodoit]