Do you find yourself coveting a Brooklyn life, where Scandinavian decor meets flea market finds, male grooming tools are a desert island necessity, and television is an antiquity of the past? Crossing the East River in search of a better life is no small deal. It's a different island, people! It's technically Long Island! Don't forget that!

Take a minute to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[Photo via @marin_wonderland]