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Don't do movies like Wolf of Wall Street

Wolf of Wall Street was not that great of a movie. It was literally a 3 hour Ciroc commercial that was inspired by a finance fuckboy's wet dream. I absolutely LIVED for Coach Taylor tryna take Leo down though because homeboy will never ever be half the man Kyle Chandler is! He's literally the dreamiest guy imaginable and even my dad has a man crush on him. But that's not the point here. The point is Leo's clearly trying to be Christian Bale with this wannabe Patrick Bateman role. Christian Bale has a way better career than Leo ever could have, and it's not because of American Psycho

[Photo via @leoactivities]

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