Don't wear fanny packs
Fanny packs are for supervirgins and tourists. And you've made it glaringly obvious that you fall into neither of those categories. Recently, he was wearing one made out of a plastic bag. That isn't even an actual fanny pack. It's a white trash homemade version of one! Use your hands, are you really that lazy?
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