16 DOs & DON'Ts For Leonardo DiCaprio Now That He's Middle Aged

Here we see Leonardo DiCaprio surrounded by the harem of women he usually has following him. JK except not really. If Justin Bieber is taking your rejects because they're too old for you, that's weird! And using a Victoria's Secret catalog as your little black book somehow manages to be lamer than using Tinder. Maybe don't date girls that are young enough to be your daughter. The DILF thing is so creepy on both ends. Leo, if you have enough in common with a girl half your age to start a "serious" relationship, that does not make you look good. I'm friends with girls who are in the age range you pursue and guess what? They aren't as evolved or worldly as an almost 50 year old man is (or should be). That's not even an insult, no 20 year old girl is like that. That's just a fact. There are healthy couples with huge age differences that work out, but that's a rarity and it's not like they fetishize the age difference or treat one another like objects. The only chick over 25 I can think of that slept with you is Rihanna, and I'm sure she chewed you up and spit you out because Rihanna is a bad bitch who seems like the kind of girl who always wins at sex. And yes, winning at sex is a thing. 

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