Do date Kourtney Kardashian
Think about it: Leo's relationships with these tall, blonde, barely legal girls who have no discernible personalities never work out. A revolving door of tits on a stick chicks is a shitty attempt at a love life. So maybe he needs to pull a George Costanza and do the opposite. Who is the opposite? My girl Kourtney Kardashian. She's half their size and twice the bad bitch any of Leo's exes will ever be! And that's why she's the absolute best. Actually, you know what? Kourtney can do better than Leo, even though she does have a history of dating down. Maybe he should get back with Gisele and then Tom Brady will be single. I can take Tom Brady duty from here, he'd totally be about it.
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