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Don't claim you've never done cocaine

Remember that time you were so thirsty for an Oscar you claimed you never tried cocaine? You sit an a throne of lies, buddy. If you hang around models all the time, you may have lost count of how many lines of white lightning you have done. If you're part of the Pussy Posse, you've done cocaine. If you were famous in the 80s you've done cocaine. If you're friends with anyone who has been in a Judd Apatow movie or part of The Hangover franchise, you've done cocaine. Don't even try to tell me otherwise. 

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