Which Reformed 2000s It Girl Are You?

Who are you? For the love of God, don't say "Whoever you want me to be," because we know you don't have the acting skills to act like whoever we want you to be. You kind of fell off the face of the planet. You were the girl that peaked in high school because you happened to hang around the cool kids. But beyond the constant cloud of drama that haunted you, we literally cannot think of anything discernible about you. That's not because you're boring. After all, boring people cannot have style as edgy and fashion forward as you do! It's because you were just so reserved and not one to relish the spotlight. Honestly, just move to Europe. No, seriously, it's pretty genius. Your day drinking habit is considered alcoholism in America, but in Europe is considered normal. Your constant nip slips on this side of the pond are trashy and attention seeking, but over there it's like, "I'm at the beach or out at a fancy dinner party, what of it, you prude?" Not to mention moving abroad is such a chic move, no one will notice you're trying to save face! Welcome to the E.U., bitch. Hey, this is how it's done in Europe!

Just a brief aside: I do think Mischa Barton is cool, and one time she bummed a cig off of my boss outside The Jane, so I've officially taken up smoking. Also how great is this quote? Thanks @popculurediedin2009!

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