Ever hear of what happened to the Three Wise Men or the Little Drummer Boy? Exactly. Worst gift givers ever. Maybe if they'd have brought some Milk Bar cookies, a biblically gluttonous level of gift, they'd have stood a chance at landing in JC's squad long-term. Give a man some cookies, he eats for a day. Teach a man to make them, you fatten him up for a lifetime.
Milk Bar Baking Mix,
$17