A Guide To The Douchiest Halloween Costumes For Dudes

by Millie Moore · October 27, 2017

Girls have it rough for Halloween. For one whole month, we have to detox to retox, but also to look our best in slutty costumes. Honestly, whenever I see girls out in nothing but nipple pasties and face paint, I really feel like giving each and every one of their fathers a hug and telling them, "Hey, at least you tried."

But guys can take Halloween costumes too far, too. Usually it's not because they're too slutty, it's because they're just douchey. Check out some of the douchiest Halloween costumes your boytoy should steer clear of if he wants to be associated with you.

And god forbid you meet one of these dudes at a party this weekend.

[Photo via @acollectionofawesome]

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