Tom Cruise in "Risky Business"
Come on, man, like you wanna be associated with a guy like Tom Cruise at this point anyway. His Scientology shtick is creepier than any Halloween horror movie. Also: boxers, socks, wayfarers, and button down shirt? That's your costume? You literally just came from work and took off your pants and tie. That's such a cop out. There's a common theme here: anything you wear to work, please don't wear for a costume.
Also, it's essentially a slutty Patrick Bateman. What did I tell you about Patrick Bateman before?
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