A Guide To The Douchiest Halloween Costumes For Dudes

I love this too, but my boss made me put this on the list. Whether a guy goes as a tampon, a condom, or a mammogram machine, I think it's hilarious. But my boss was all, "Women's health care is in enough jeopardy." Whatever that means. But the kind of guy that goes as this for Halloween isn't the kind of guy I would drunkenly make out with. Sure, I have, but that's something I've given up now that I'm 25. Like when I was 19 and drunk off my ass from double vodka Red Bulls (yes, I was that girl), if he comes through wearing one of these costumes, homeboy was gonna, like, get it. In short, your costume should be funny but fuckable.