Shoulder Shrug
This shoulder shrug deskercise is not only perfect for improving your posture that we know has been destroyed from years of hanging your head in a combination of shame and self-pity, but also for pretending to give half-a-fuck in your next board meeting. "Quarterly earnings?" Shrug. "Inappropriate behavior?" Shrug. "You were fired last week..." Shrug. Just pretend there's a pencil between your shoulder blades and squeeze them together until someone asks if you have tourettes. When they do, insist on disability comp.
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