True Or False: Gwyneth Paltrow Approved This New Age Health Trend

For their annual sex issue, Goop wrote a guide to how to have anal sex. That's right, the most rigid of all public figures (barring the Trump family and British royalty, of course) is actually promoting anal assassination. The guide features an interview with a psychoanalyst, for some reason, because we're sure Freud had some pretty interesting thoughts on why people find taking the dirt path home so sexy. We're not saying anal should be forbidden (except it should because it's gross), we're just saying there's an added shock value because we really didn't think our girl Gwyneth would be into it.

True: This is a real guide that Goop published, and you know what? It actually makes sense. Studies show that girls that are rich and well-educated are more likely to be into anal sex. So...it adds up that chica is into bashing the flatulent tuba.

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