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Semen facials make you look younger

Haters will say that semen facials are bad for you, but that's only because they're prudes in the sack, or have overly sensitive skin. According to beauty blogger Tracy Kiss, baby batter is packed with protein, so it makes your skin silky smooth and gives you a youthful glow. So next time you judge a party girl for getting Simba'd by her boytoy, we suggest you fall back.

Oh, and if you don't understand what "getting Simba'd" means...think about it. 

[Photo via @bitchbewithyou]

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