1. Start a party with a normal name and theme.
2. Wait, change the name of your party, it's not working.
3. Then hype up your party, I mean REALLY HYPE IT UP. OMG. BEST PARTY EVER. No need to back this up.
4. Require a dress code somewhere in between "Adele's facial expressions" and "just moved to Bushwick from Minnesota."
5. If anyone asks, you planned everything by yourself.--[Lana Del Rey, Photo via]