How To Throw A Party Like Your Favorite Buzzed-About Artist

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How To Throw A James Blake Party

1. Get everyone in a really quiet room, quiet music, quiet drinks, quiet food.

2. Limit your conversation to about five words.

3. Pretend you know what's happening.

4. For some reason, everyone REALLY wants to have sex by the end of it.

5. Assume your next party will be better.

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