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In line at Black Tap

Black Tap

We ~get it~, you have an Instagram account, unresolved issues with your father, and a fast metabolism. 1,600 calories and hour (+) wait aside, the famously photogenic Black Tap milkshake tends to say more about your desire to be another millennial stereotype than it does your ability to bring literally anybody to the yard. 

[Photo via @ruthiefritz]

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