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A Open Lecture at NYU

Lately, he's been independently studying particle physics and the topology of toroidal polyhedrons. He's been looking forward to this lecture series for months and assures you that it will still be enjoyable even if you can't follow it. At the lecture he will down three glasses of free Yellowtail and step out for a cigarette break from which he will never return. Don't worry, he'll text you later that night to tell you how the simplistic nature of the lecturer's thesis was really bumming him out.

[Photo via @nyuniversity]

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