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The Dollar Pizza Hater

It's definitely not vegan, you certainly don't have your choice of toppings, and you aren't sober while ordering it, but that does not mean it deserves to be classified as a second class citizen. Dollar Pizza is the universal symbol of the land of the free and the home of the poor and we won't stand by while its disrespected by that bitch that pretends to have Celiacs.

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