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The Fire Escape Squater

This kid sitting on his expensive fire escape is the same NYU student that has a VICE subscription, decorative ceramics in their Downtown apartment, parents that think majoring in Film is "just a stage," and, most importantly, the source of all ambiguous liquids to ever fall on your head. Spoiler alert - those liquids aren't as mysterious as you once thought them to be; they are a carefully curated mix of PBR, American Spirits ash, and candle wax that costs more than the Netflix subscription you don't pay for.

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