Date someone who is totally below you
Behind every great woman is a man she can do so much better than. Think about it: if a reality star were to date a guy that was well rounded, even keeled, and a total catch, she would have no drama. She would have nothing incentivizing her to be an impulsive crazy bitch all while providing amazing sound bites that make amazing Tinder bios or t-shirt slogans. Stassi Schroeder of Pump Rules is gorgeous, witty, and actually quite intelligent, and she dated Jax, who is such a shithead. While she was with him, she would make amazing violent metaphors because while she has the face of Barbie, she has the soul of Hannibal Lecter.
Without Scott Disick, Kourtney would be totally boring and wouldn't have petty fights with anyone. Why do you think she still keeps him around just as much as when they were together even though she dumped him almost 2 years ago? For the sake of their children? Why do reality stars date the likes of Brody Jenner, Ryan Cabrera, or Doug Reinhardt? It's not because of their careers (a "DJ," one hit wonder, and former barely successful athlete, respectively) or their good looks. These guys are total duds and make their girlfriends look interesting in comparison. They're also shitty, fame-hungry dudes who suck at being boyfriends, so they provoke drama!
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