2 ounces good rye whiskey (which of course you have on hand, right?) 1 ounce India Pale Ale (the bitterer the better) 1/2 ounce Sweet vermouth 1 thin slice of orange (or a kumquat)
Measure the rye and vermouth into a mixing glass with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass, adding beer at the same time. Top with orange slice or kumquat. Look cool, because you are.