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The Musician

MusicianOne sec, I can't find my inhaler. Sorry mister stoner, this man-bun is mean and clean. The perfect amount of chest hair sticking out of his oh-so sexy shirt to let you know he's a manly man. He's majoring in some self-declared major called something along the lines of "music in the digital age of our youth." You have no idea what the shit that means, all you know is that raspy John Mayer voice of his and serene guitar skills make you feel weak in the knees. He loves passionate kisses and PDA "is a sociological term invented by insecure guys who don't appreciate the beauty of a woman's lips." Is that the title of his new song or is he always this lyrical? He loves taking Instagrams with his hipster sunglasses and always listens to what you have to say. He's definitely a player, or an "advocate of the experimental world in which we live" and you're definitely not his first muse, but don't worry because you're definitely his best! [Photo by @manbunmonday]
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