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Words of Wisdom

A great woman once said, "If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again." That woman was Paris Hilton, and she's made millions off of being an heiress and being a DJ- two of the laziest career paths ever, considering one's just existing and the other is pressing play on an iPod. Every lazy young woman should take these words to heart, even when it comes to sex. Actually, especially when it comes to sex. Don't slack off for sex in general, obviously. Sex is like a buffet - and when you're at a buffet you're free to skimp on the kale salad and pile on the tenderloin and go HAM on the dessert section, right? Know your strengths and your turn-ons, but shy away or, you know, phone it in, when it comes to the parts you don't like.

[Photo via @parishilton]

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