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It's not a lie if you believe it

Listen, a guy worth dating wants his girlfriend to have her shit together. So at least look like it. Tell him you're just coming back from Equinox when technically you're just buying a healthy dessert from their Juice Press. Lounge around in Alo workout gear head-to-toe. Invest in a yoga mat and some healthy cookbooks. You don't have to actually use them. Just because you collect ashtrays doesn't mean you smoke, you know what I mean? He's the one in the wrong for assuming you're active based on circumstantial evidence when you've never explicitly stated that you are. He's the one in the wrong for assuming in the first place!

[Photo via @biancaellabooth]

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