No If's, And's, or Butt's
Every relationship is different, but each one still has to inevitably grapple with classic boyfriend-girlfriend conversations: defining the relationship, saying "I love you" for the first time, and him asking if you would let him enter through the exit door, if you're picking up what I'm putting down. And sure, you wanna seem game like a good girlfriend would, but that doesn't mean you actually have to be game. Because in order to have to "be game" you have to exert energy. And if the energy you exert doesn't give you ab definition or get clocked in on your FitBit, it's so not worth it. So if he wants to take the dirt path home, kill the mood with some kindness: tell him his baggage is too big to fit in the overhead bin. It's an easy way to get out of it and honestly, he'll enjoy hearing that coming out of your mouth more than he would have enjoyed awkwardly attempting fifth base.
Just in case my euphemisms aren't clear, I'm talking about anal.
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