Imposter Nudes
Burrito bloat and skipping a Brazilian is, like, the female version of shrinkage. So when you're texting your boyfriend late at night and he asks for a nude after you just consumed a fuck-ton of GrubHub, you have no choice but to save face and protect the brand. Look, leaked celebrity nudes is probably traumatizing for up-and-coming starlets, but at least they're the perfect go-to to send in place of your own nudes. However, if the dude is particularly eagle-eyed and has a Google alert for celebrity nip slips, he's gonna feel like you're insulting his intelligence if you send him one of Blake Lively's old leaked nudes. Ask one of your girlfriends to send you one of her recycled nudes. He probably won't notice!
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