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Incorporate Food With Sex

Okay, full disclosure: this is like, the second or third dating tip I stole from George Costanza, who is the laziest person I can think of. Every lazy girl has a proclivity for being a total fat-ass. Since we gotta eat our standard 12 meals a day, why not make it a part of our sex lives? Two birds, one stone! Eating whipped cream, candy, or even pizza during sex is totally a thing. Men burn on average 100 calories during a sex session, and women burn 69 (nice). Since this technically constitutes as a workout, you gotta carbo-load! 

[Photo via @maison_close]

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