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Her friends will see this

Disappointing news: behind every witty and charming one-liner from a girl is four or five of her friends who helped decide what to text you and when to text it. Even more disappointing news: this conversation will likely get screenshotted and sent to her inner circle. The only invention that has made guys feel inadequate and like they need to stay on top of their game as much as the screenshot is the vibrator. A word of advice? Try to take the conversation to topics that she doesn't want to share with her friends. That way, if you're going down, she's going down with you, you know what I mean? 

[Photo via @realchadjohnson]

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