Beggars can't be choosers
It's understandable why guys get offended by nudes that are obviously recycled. It's essentially the dirty version of re-gifting. Sex is like a public restroom: when you use the bathroom at Starbucks, you try to not think about the fact that you're sitting on a toilet that tons of other people have used, right? Same goes for sex. I suppose this applies to sexting as well. But there are definitely circumstances where a recycled nude is warranted, and since you're basically begging for a nude, you're in no position to be picky about what you get. For instance, I used to text this guy and it turned into a three hour long conversation every. Single. Time. He wouldn’t drop dick deets but he wanted to know what I’m studying, where I’m from, my blood type…fucking really? I liked talking to him and all, but by the time he finally wanted a nude, I was already in sweats and inhaled Taco Bell, so I wasn’t really about it. So in this kind of predicament, recycled nudes where I'm not rocking burrito bloat are acceptable. Protect the brand, you know what I mean?
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