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You're way too conspicious

Tall girls stick out like a sore thumb wherever they go. It sucks to even wear heels because people notice that you have long Amazon legs and you're towering over them. Guys feel emasculated just standing next to you because you could drop them like a bag of dirt. Even when you hug someone, it's awkward because you're getting borderline motorboated. 

[Photo via @alexisren, we're getting acai bowls next time she's in town! Can't wait to pretend to like acai with her! I know acai is packed with sugar and makes you gain weight but I'm making her eat them to sabotage her figure so that I become hotter than her by default.]

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