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It's harder to find a boyfriend

This. Is. The. Worst. Like I said before, if you're tall, you're extremely intimidating. I'm also intelligent and witty, so that compounded with my height and good looks makes me a total threat to men. 

It's pretty awkward when height comes up on dating apps because guys who are 5'8 will claim they're 5'10 and guys who are 5'10 will claim they're 6'0. So because I'm 5'10, it's pretty easy to call them out. Finding a guy who's actually taller than you is difficult, especially if you want to wear heels! A while back, I was at a gala wearing five inch Stuart Weitzman booties and the only guy there who was taller than me was - get this- a 16-year-old boy. 

Also, this is just a suggestion, but it should be illegal for girls under 5'8 to date guys over 6'0. Yeah, I know this is technically "eugenics," but it is beyond aggravating to see a short girl dating a really tall guy. They should be reserved.

[Photo via @tombrady...and some light Photoshop on my rival, Gisele.]

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