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kale"We serve organic liquor and cocktails at the bar I work at. Once this guy asked a girl at the bar if she liked kale. Apparently she did, because she smiled and started talking about the kale chips she had made that weekend. He says to her, 'I thought so, because your smile is kale-ing me.' Cheesiest thing I've ever heard, hands down." -Jessica, 28 [Photo via @mattlara]
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