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A Business Proposal

business"I was working at a bar in the financial district during college when a man in a suit came in and started talking loudly on his phone about a deal he just made. He was sitting near two ladies who were trying to ignore him. Finally he turned to one of them and said, 'Honey, I know you probably don't normally do this kind of thing, but I just made my company millions, and all I want right now is a celebratory blow job. How much money would it take for you to go down on me?' The woman told him to F off." -Sara, 29 [Photo via @mundojr]
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