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Santa's Little Helper

santacon "I have the misfortune of working at a bar that's always in the direct line of fire for SantaCon, and each year I get to hear my fill of Christmas-themed pick-up lines. The best one I ever witnessed was a guy dressed as an elf, telling a girl, 'It's not true what they say about elfs. I'm actually hung like a reindeer." -Yasmin, 34 [Photo via @m_marra]
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