The Rose of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince)
If none of these options are couture enough for you just disintegrate into the soil and become the rose from Le Petit Prince. Sprout a skirt of red petals and protect yourself under a glass terrarium. The Little Prince's rose is the ultimate in standoffish, self-absorbed beauty, and isn't that what we're all striving for?