What's better publicity than a 30-second Super Bowl commercial? Beyoncé casually namedropping your business in her latest hit single, of course. On Saturday, Bey and semi-fast food fish fans waited with bated breath for Red Lobster to reply to the shout-out, "When he f*&% me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster." When their response finally came (8 hours later!), the world was collectively let down by their lame ass "Bey biscuit" Tweet. Really, Red Lobster? You don't even deserve Beyoncé.