Burger + bun + american cheese? Sounds simple enough. Not so fast - the Sarge Burger at Pig'N-Chik has 4 pounds of meat, a 1 pound bun, and 1/2 pound of french fries. It's all yours for just 5,600 calories, $25, and all prospects of living a heart healthy life. No amount of Cheerios can help you bounce back from this one.