If your gay best friend or overweight high-school aged sister was nowhere to be found last Saturday night, consider the mystery solved: they were at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, watching Ke$ha and LMFAO shovel the last few handfuls of dirt onto the grave of respectable popular music.
The LA Weekly was on hand to document the horror, so let's try to stay strong as we examine what all of our daughters will look like in 20 years if pop culture remains unchecked. [all photos by Timothy Norris for LAW via]