"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Alternative Swagger With Das Racist At Check Yo Ponytail

As always, the key difference between good swagger and bad swagger is how seriously you take yourself. Combining camo with cheetah print? A gigantic golden "Cal" chain? Pretty funny in the right context. I think Aaron Rodgers should get one. And Jameson, or as we've grown accustomed to calling it at our office, "the last thing I remember about that night"? Thoroughly unpretentious.