"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Celebrating The "American Reunion" Premiere With Our Favorite Quotes From The Original "Pie"

"You've never double-clicked your mouse?"

Tara Reid Oh, Tara. I know I've been hard on you over the years, but that's mostly only because you know that you were publicly partying so hard that US Weekly has had your obituary on file for at least half a decade. But I also know how to give credit where it's due, and you looked pretty damn put together last night. Maybe you're growing up?