"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Getting Euro With It At Check Yo Ponytail 2

If there's one founding principle of Euro-hipster club urchin-y fashion, it's the brightly-colored light windbreaker. You may not see a lot of these any more in America, but this is because they have all been exported to Europe at great expense. If you have one in the back of your closet from 1993, you should probably hop on French eBay.