"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Great Moments In Silly Hats At Perez Hilton's "Mad Hatter" Birthday Party

Jenna Jameson I know by the logic I just employed praising Nicholas Carpenter for his goofy outfit, I should also praise Jenna Jameson, but holy shit, Jenna Jameson. I'm no stylist, but I am fairly sure that dressing up like the main character from Nightmare Before Christmas is a bad play when you've had so much plastic surgery that you kind of look like him anyway.