"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" How DTF Are You On A Scale Of 1-10?

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With an indefinite stay at Park La Brea and rumors of a permanent relocation, is L.A. ready for The Situation to move to town? This week, Molinari Mondays at h.wood's Tea Room got a little taste of what life would be like if the rumors came true, giving us some insight into how DTF we are for a full-time Situation invasion...

So on a scale of 1-10, how DTF was the Tea Room crowd when they got a surprise visit from The Situation?

Okay, we know The Sitch and his friend are at 10's, but they may be coming on too strong judging by the looks on the faces of everyone in the background...

"No guys, we asked you for a number... We're just gonna go ahead and give you a 7.5 because you're drinking."

"On a scale of 1 to 10? Look at my lady's smile-- what YOU think?"

Well Taryn Manning's an actress so it's her job to pretend well. Her face says 8 but body language says 3.

What we have here is someone who genuinely believes she's at a 9 or 10, but in reality is about at 3 or 4 on the DTF scale.

Okay wait, maybe not. We're giving the two of the 8.5's.

Ladies, with all due respect, the fact that you're disputing who's more DTF puts you at a 5 at best.

Oh c'mon we can see right through those innocent facades. Don't front like you don't even know what DTF is.

We trust that your friend on the left can bring you out of your shells.

She's at an 8...

No, wait, now a 9...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a trio of 10 on the DTF scale!