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Slide #4

Your Sloppiness Is Not Nearly As Encouraged In The Real World
When I lived in Miami, we had a favorite late-night bar that was literally impossible to find unless you were borderline blackout drunk. Seriously, it was down like three consecutive backstreets, and attempts to locate it while sober or partially sober only led to endless circles and extreme frustration. Once you were shitfaced, on the other hand, it was as if the universe realigned itself, with all roads leading to the Purdy Lounge. Bootsy Bellows is a lot like that, albeit physically easier to find. You're just not meant to be in there sober. Well, unless you're David Arquette, I guess.
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