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It basically goes without saying that you're not going to be allowed to eat any birthday cupcakes you might receive, unless they're made with Kale, fertilizer and at least two superfruits. But even more importantly, you'll have to vigilantly keep your hair held back as you blow out the candles. Nothing scuttles an Olympic dream faster than a flaming head of hair.
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