Joe Jonas had to sing, which is his job, on his birthday for a bunch of Asian people (I'm not trying to be racist, I just seriously see only Asian people in this photo other than the security guy). He had to do this at HAZE, which I've never been to but looks like a Vegas-y mega-club with an equally Vegas-y nightclub name. Do you ever go into a really souped up nightclub and look at all the lighting equipment and sound and stuff and ask yourself how much more all that complicated, overpriced gadgetry would benefit a local theatre company? Probably not, because there's really almost nothing more awful than watching some pudgy little high school English teacher butcher "O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I" for the 20th time.