"But wait," you say. "This is
Kevin Jonas, the married one! He's possibly even had sexual intercourse! Surely he was able to let loose a little more than his promise-ringed siblings!"
Good points. But while you can't fake the kind of marital intimacy that the above photo clearly demonstrates, you have to wonder how
Danielle Jonas takes this all in. After all, she was a simple hairdresser, plucked from obscurity, unequipped with the kind of life-in-the-public-eye training that Kevin and his bros have had for most of their lives. And while we could waste our time trying to figure out exactly how a straight pop star meets a hairdresser in an organic, non-staged scenario, we're probably better off just focusing on a simpler question: did she have fun at the party?
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