"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Out-Glamming The Oscars At Elton John's Viewing Party

Robert Kraft, Steven Tyler, Elton John If I were Elton John, and I wanted to look and act as ridiculous as I wanted to at my own party without any of my guests noticing or commenting, I'd invite Steven Tyler. It's a genius move. Elton could put on an afro clown wig and bungee jump naked from the roof and it still wouldn't look crazy next to Steven Tyler's black vinyl leopard-print leggings and Anna-Paquin-from-X-Men-2 hairdo. When did Steven Tyler become a Vegas lounge magician?